Welcome To Theashutoshsharma

Khendi kon aa tu,

Mei keha meto wadh tan tenu pta,

Khendi mei pyar naal ki boli, tui tan apni hi samajh betha,

Khendi mei te upro kita c tera, lgda ni c tu mera iina krega,

Khendi bala hi kar gya hai tu, lgda ni c mere te iina mrega,

Mei keha dil de saaf ha, tahio hi mar lene aa,

Jithe iine dhokhe jre, oothe ik tera v jar lene aa,

Chal mei te jar lya, par kise hor ne ni jrna c 

                                                       Te jina pyar mei kita na tenu, kise hor ne ni krna c.................TO BE CONTINUED

                                                                                                       Theashutoshsharma

Badli badli si lagne lagi ho tum,

Mukaam tumhara etraaz par aa gya hai.

lagta hai shyad fir se chidiya ka dil,

kisi baaz par aa gya hai.

                                                         theashutoshsharma

 ( Disclaimer- please don't judge me from these lines... i am still single )

Hamari pheli mulakaat thi or, Meri bike uske PG ke bhar thi , ha ,  mana ki thoda wkt leti hai vo tyar Hone mei , fir bhi pta nhi kyu us din , uska intzaar , intzaar nhi lga , or

 jse hi , vo mere samne aayi , samaj aaya ki khuda ki kitni mehnat lgi hogi , mere khuda ko tarashne mei , uski dil-nashii ankheen , ankho mei kajal , lambe baal , 

khoobsurat chehra , man tha ki bta du use ki kitni khoobsoorat lg rhi ho tum , par kese , ki tum bhot khoobsurat ho , nhi  ye lafz uski khoobsurti ko byan krne ke liye

 mukammal na the, or kuch deir sochne ke baad samajh aaya ,, ki jiske liye tu soch rha hai uskiiiii , tareef hi mumkin nhi hai , dhire dhire hmari baate hone lgi or usne

 mujhe btaaya ki kse uska breakup hua or kse vo use chod kar chla gya , par , ab hmari baaten kuch khas hone lgi thi , boyfriend ke sare kaydee , usne mujhe sikha diye

 the , jab vo muskurati thi to dil mei kuch kuch hota tha or ye vhi kuch kuch tha jo kisi jhule par bethkar , upr se niche aate wkt hota hai ,hum  ghnto baate karte or meri kisi

 nadani par vo muskurakar bol deti thi ki tum , abhi new new ho , or mei , baat ko ye soch kar taal deta ki shyad , mujhe ladkio se baat karna nhi aata , or aata bhi kse ,

 pheli baar kisi ladki se baat jo hui thi , bhot khas thi vo mere liye , itni ke sardio ki subha jb vo uthe , to mei apni hatheli uske paav ke niche rakh du kyu ki zameen , bhot

 thandi hoti hai na , uski baato ko uske bina khe hi mehsuus lga tha mei , use kya chahiye ya nhi sb pta tha mujhe , or mere maslee , to bus uski smile par hi khatam ho jate

 the ,vo meri  khuda thi , or uske ishaaro par kse nachna hai, mere pyar ne sikha diya tha mujhe ,us se baat krte wkt lgta tha ,  mano wkt bhi humse dga kr rha ho , or hmari

 baaten suru hote hi , kambhakat wkt ke peemane bhi sikud jaate the or 4 bje uthne wala ab 4:30 bje sone lga tha ,or ek din hum baate kr rhe the , or kabhi ek esa moment

 hota h na ,jisme kuch sec ke liye dono ki baate khatam ho jaati hai or fir dono mei se koi ek “or bta “ bolkar us moment ko khatam karta hai ,  or us din hmari baat bhi usi

 moment par thi , par is baar “or bta “ ki jaghan kuch alag puch liya ki pyar kya hota hai , vo muskurai or boli Tum abhi new new ho tumhe pyar ko smjhne mei abhi wkt lge

 ga ,hum bhot khus the or lgta tha ki shyad hm ek dusre ko smjhte hai ,baaten karte wkt hum dono , apne sare kaam bhul jaate or  ,  pheli hi ring mei phone uthana hum

 dono ne seekh liya tha , khana khaya ya nhi , meri maa ke alawa ye baat mujhse koi or bhi puchne lga tha ,lekin , lekin 3 – 4 mulakato ke baad lga jese mujhse koi galti hui

 hai , galti esi jise maaf na kiya ja ske, pta nhi kyu , jis majak par phele vo hasti thi aaj usi par use gussa aane lga tha , uske ghr ke kaam kuch bdh se gye the or,  jo ladki

 phone na krne par se gussa ho jati thi aaj vhi , mere phone krne par gussa hone lgi thi  ,kisi ko khone ka dar bhot bhayanak hota hai or us din , mujhe us dar ka ehsas hua ,

 socha aaj sub kuch puch hi luga ki kyu kr rhi hai vo esa ,mei apne dosto ke saath betha tha , or use phone lgaya ,or bhot puchne par usne btaaya bhi ,  ki hmara koi future

 nhi hai , mere papa tumhe accept nhi krege or aaj ke baad mujhe kabhi  call mt krna ,ye baat sunkar mere dosto ki hssi kisi sannatee mei kaid ho chuki thi , or mere

 hontho se ek lafz na nikla par na chahte hue bhi  meri ankho se ashq nikl gye , us din mei khul kar roya kyu ki aaj , meri aankhe pochne wala koi nhi tha , or us din new –

 new ka mtlb samajh aaya kyu ki mei ab puraana ho chuka tha , or fir agle din mene socha  , nhi ese hmara rista khatam nhi ho sakta , abhi to mere sare sapne adhoore the

 , andr se awaj aayi ki sb shi kr duga or use phone kiya ,par thodi si bhulakkad bhi thi vo usne phone nhi uthaya, shyad phone ghr bhul gyi hogi , or uski , wapis kabhi call

 nhi aayi , vo thik hai ya nhi aksr fikr hoti thi mujhe , to isi liye mne uski friend ko phone kiya jo meri bhi achi dost thi , or jaise hi usne phone uthaaya mne pucha ksi hai vo ,

 tumhaara to breakup ho gya tha na , or mei muskuraate hue bola nhi pagal , vo mujhse naraz hai , vo boli ki bhot bhola hai tu agar naraz hi hoti to kisi ke saath aaj date

 par nhi jaati ,or us din mujhe fir se ehsaas hua ki mei bhot puraana ho chuka hu kyu ki aaj fir vo kisi new ke saath  thi , par is baar udasi ki jaghan magruri thi ki ab mujhe

 bhi us ki zaroot nhi ,uski saari purani baate black board par ghiste hue chalk ki kar karansh ki tharah mere kaano mei chubhne lgi thi , akele rhna meri majboori or fitrat

 dono bn gye the , ghnto apne upr us chatt ko dekhta or sochta ki ye mujh par kyu nhi girti , marne ka bhot man tha , par himmat nhi ,lagta tha maano sabhi meri udaasi

 par has rhe hai or gardan jhukaye mei , unki hasi sun ne ko majboor tha , or fir ek din socha kb tak chle ga esa , or bdi muskil se mne khud ko smbhala , or apna wkt dosto

 ke saath gujaarne lga , mei lag-bhag sab kuch bhul hi gya tha ki zindgi mei fir koi khas aayi , uski dil-nashii ankhe ankho mei kajal lambe baal khoobsurat chehra  , or

 hmari baate bdhne lgi , baat krte wkt hum apne saare kaam bhul jaate , or vo mera pheli  hi ring mei phone uthaati , hum bhot khus the lagta tha  jse hum ek dusre ko

 smjhte hain , or ek din for usi moment par mene fir se pucha ki “pyar kya hota hai “ or vo muskurai or boli ki   tum abhi new new ho  

                                                                                                                                               Theashutoshsharma

Zeher si lagne lagti hai zindgi , jb apne bhi anjaan bn jaate hai,

bhn, bhai ko dekhkar achanak muh fer leti hai,

maa bhi dusre bhai ke saath rhne lag jati hai,

lagta hai , yha baat kuch paiso ki hoti hai,

mana ki jeab mei rupya nhi,

par chaaah unhe bhot kuch dene ki hoti hai,

milne jaata hu unse to,

sabko mujhse duur jaane ki hoti hai,

kamre mei betha akela,

soch sbko dekhne ki hoti hai,

bhar se aawaj aayi, kuch maangne hi aaya hoga

jaroorat ise bhi hoti hai,

or fir samajh aaya , shyad,

yha baat kuch paiso ki hoti hai 

                                                                               Theashutoshsharma

                                                                                                                                             theashutoshsharma

( Disclaimer- please don't judge me from these lines... i am still single )

Raat ko sou to mera kaal aa jaye  or ,

Khushi ke maare mere man mei sawal aa jaye

Itni pyari moout kisi or ko bhi milegi kya , 

Usne bola mil to jaye gi , naam bta paao ge kya,

Is dukh bhri jindgi se use bhi nizaat dilao ge kya,

Mei muskuraya or bola mujhe akele ko hi le jao ge kya,

                                                                                                                                          theashutoshsharma

( Disclaimer- please don't judge me from these lines... i am still single )

Tujhe likhta hu gazal mei , fakhat har bar adhuri rh jati hai,

Sochta hu to samajh aati hai , fir likhne mei kyu toba ho jaati hai,

kuch to hai tujhme , jo baat-e-anjaan se kru par ,

Yaad teri aa jaati hai.

                                                  Theashutoshsharma

                                                                                                                                                              theashutoshsharma

( Disclaimer- please don't judge me from these lines... i am still single )

Mujhe khud ki nazro mei girakar meri nazro mei chadd gyi ho tum,

Meri joothi tassali se kb tak muskurati rhogi tum,

kabhi khyal aata hai mere manzar mei ki, 

Dil-e-khanjar kar du , fir sochta hu ,

Kahan rhogi tum?

                                                                                                                                                theashutoshsharma

( Disclaimer- please don't judge me from these lines... i am still single )

Bhrosa todna meri aadt nhi isliye jooth bolta hu tujhe,

Jooth bolu to samajh lena tumhaare bhrose ki kadar hai mujhe

                                                                                                                                                  theashutoshsharma

( Disclaimer- please don't judge me from these lines... i am still single )

Baat , baat esi jise bayan na kiya ja ske , jo zehen mei ho juba pe nhi,

Baat esi jise sunne ke liye sb muntzir ho , par use sunaya na ja ske ,

Jo sirf khamosiyo mei ho lafzo mei nhi , 

Baat esi jise sunte hi hazaro chero par muskuraahat ho ,

Baat khi muskuraahat mei to nhi , 

Baat khi tum to nhi.

                                                                                                                                                  theashutoshsharma

( Disclaimer- please don't judge me from these lines... i am still single )

Masroof rehta hu mei kisi or ke dard-e-bayan sunne mei

Fakat yakeen hai tumpar ki tum to meri ho hi

Fir zehen mei aata hai , khi na insaafi na ho jaye 

Par itne me hi vo rooth jati hai , or mei manaata hu kisi or ko 

Or tumhe naraz dekh kar soch leta hu 

Tum to meri ho hi

                                                                                                                                                 theashutoshsharma

( Disclaimer- please don't judge me from these lines... i am still single )

   Tumhari aadtein , meri khaamiyo ko kab tak sawarti rahengi

   kabhi tuta ye dil to sochna , Tumhari aadtein glat thi

                                                                                                                                                         theashutoshsharma

(Disclaimer- Please don't judge me from these lines....am still single)

Ladkio ko lagta hai sabhi ladke ek jse hote hai,

Or ek jse  hi hote hai, Par vo to tumahre liye thoda khas hai,

    *******KYU KI TUM ABHI NEW NEW HO*******

Agar vo tumhaare msg ka besabrii se wait kr rha hai to sochna

   TUM ABHI NEW NEW HO

Agar vo tumhaari beintihaa tarif kre to sochna 

    TUM ABHI NEW NEW HO

Agar vo tumhari call ko first ring me attend kre to sochna 

     TUM ABHI NEW NEW HO

Agar vo tumse baat krne ke liye apne saare kaam chod de to sochna

       TUM ABHI NEW NEW HO

Agar tum use 1 msg krti ho or uske 4-4 rply aate h to sochna 

        TUM ABHI NEW NEW HO

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Par 3-4 baar milne ke baad vo tumhe thoda ehsaas dilaaye ga ki

    ******TUM THODI PURANI HO CHUKI HO******

Tumhaare msg ka ab vo iitni besabri se intzaar nhi krpaye ga 

Milne ke naam par apne aap ko thoda sa bzy btaaye ga 

Tumhaari kuch sunne se phele, abhi papa ke saath hu ka bhana lgayega

Jyada yaad krne par shyad tumhaara no blacklist me bhi daal de 

Or tab tumhe ehsaas hoga ki shyad mei thodi purani ho chuki hu

Tumne bhot sare sapne dekhe hai uske saath

Tum kosis krogi unhe pura krne ke liye

Ye jante hue ki vo sapne kabhi pure ni hopaye ge

Fir tum jhuko gi bhi uske samne, ki shyad sb sahi ho jaye 

Par jb tumhe lge ga, ab hmare beech kuch bhi nhi rha

To shyad tum sab khatam krna chahogi

Kuch din tum akeli rhogi, thodi dari dari

Or fir tum apni life mei aage badhna chaahogi

Or tab tumhaari life mei ek naya lakda aaye ga 

Tum use accept krne mei tym bhi lgaao gi

Or fir tum rote hue us se apna sara past share krdogi

Or ab vo tumhare liye thoda khas frnd bhi bn jaye ga 

Tumhaari bhot care krega, msg ka saath saath rply krega 

Tumhaari bhot tariif krega, first ring mei phone bhi attend krega

tumhari call ate hi apne sare kaam chod dega,tum bhot khus hogi

       **KYU KI TUM ABHI NEW NEW HO**

                                                                                                                                                  Theashutoshsharma